So yea a friend of mine has a dbz blog so I made a tumblr so that I can follow it. DBZ is one of my favorite animes, but not as much as One Piece cant get enough of it. So expect a lot of One Piece stuff also Monty Python stuff they are awesome. Its been close to a month since I created this blog so far im liking it. I've seen some awesome posts.

 

The bus stop

See if you can solve this riddle

You are a bus driver and you have to make 10 stops people are going to get in and out of your bus so pay attention:

Currently your bus has 30 passengers, on the first stop 27 new passengers get in while 7 get out, on your second stop 21 people get in while 15 get out, on your third  stop 30 people get in while only 5 get out, on your fourth stop 40 people get in while 35 get out, on your fifth stop 27 people get in and only 7 get out, on your sixth stop 15 people get in and 15 get out, on your seventh stop 15 people get in  and only 7 get out, on your eight stop 30 people get in while 10 get out, on your ninth stop 5 people get in and 2 get out, and on your final stop 7 peopel get out.

Now then what type of shoes is the bus driver wearing.

The tiger catcher

An old man is sitting in a train heading to Bratislava reading the news paper, the train stops and another old man gets in carrying a very old suitcase. He sits down and opens it, inside are a bunch of tin cans, some string and a knife. He begins cutting the tin cans in half and making holes in them and putting the string through the holes. He continues doing this until all the cans are on the string he then begins swinging the contraption, the old man reading the newspaper ask’s:

“Whats that you got there?”

“A tiger catcher” he replies.

“But there aren’t any tigers in Bratislava.” he says with a confused look on his face

“Well then I guess I wont be needing this” the man opens one of the windows and throws out the contraption out.

mothernaturenetwork:

Spiders in Pakistan encase whole trees in websEerie phenomenon may be a blessing in disguise, as the hungry spiders have significantly reduced the mosquito population.

mothernaturenetwork:

Spiders in Pakistan encase whole trees in webs
Eerie phenomenon may be a blessing in disguise, as the hungry spiders have significantly reduced the mosquito population.

would you open it knowing you could become like Pinhead or Dr. Channard?

would you open it knowing you could become like Pinhead or Dr. Channard?

I recently got into Hellraiser so far I’ve bought and seen the first two movies and they are awesome I love this part. I put this guy as my second favorite villain my first being Dr. Lecter.

I recently got into Hellraiser so far I’ve bought and seen the first two movies and they are awesome I love this part. I put this guy as my second favorite villain my first being Dr. Lecter.

Yostubato!

Started reading it 2 days ago and Im hooked such a funny and clever manga Yotsuba is hilarious. So if your looking for a new manga to read I recommend this :D also its from the same guy that made Azumanga Daioh.

I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one the other day. Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? ‘Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guys cell phone went off — don’t you just hate that? Then he picked it up, “Hey, how’s it going? I’m in a movie.” And so I say….and I’m not going to censor myself here “Hey buddy, Get off the phone please!” And he’s like, “Mind your own business asshole.” Oh, now there is trouble in River City. I’m a man, not much of one, but a man, and I will choke you if you are smaller, younger, and preferably white. So I reach over the seat, and at that moment I see my bracelet: What Would Jesus Do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.

Daniel Tosh (via asianstereotypesaretheworst)

These are actually good questions, please put a number in my ask?!

-sirrah:

  1.  Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
  2. Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?

  3. Your relationship status?

  4. Where did you meet your crush(es)?

  5. Have you ever lost a close friend?

  6. Do you smoke weed regularly?

  7. Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
  8. Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship?

  9. When was the last time you really laughed?

  10. Something is wrong. First guy you turn too?
  11. First girl you’d turn to?

  12. Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you did?

  13. Angry at anyone?

  14. What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?

  15. When was the last time you cried really hard?

  16. Is there anyone you would do anything for?

  17. Who was the last person you talked to for more than 10 minutes on the phone?

  18. What is your favorite song?

  19. Do you like Red Bull?

  20. How many people can you tell just about everything to?

  21. Have you ever wished on a shooting star?

  22. Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?

  23. Describe yourself in one word.

  24. Do you have anything that belongs to your ex?

  25. Can you honestly say you’ve had a sleepover with the opposite gender?

  26. Do you rebound?

  27. Ever cheated on someone?

  28. What would you do if you found out the person you like was in a relationship?

  29. Do you act differently around the person you like?

  30. Honestly, what guy’s number do you have memorized?

  31. Is it hard to make you laugh?

  32. Who was the last person to make you mad?

  33. Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?

  34. Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?

  35. Has anyone ever called you scrumptious before?

  36. Would you like to put a night on repeat and live it forever?

  37. Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?

  38. Is your best friend a slut?

  39. Is hard drugs a turn off?

  40. Are you happy with life right now?

  41. Are you still in love with your ex?

  42. Are you still in love with your ex?

  43. Have you ever been the “other person” in a relationship?

  44. Have you ever had your heart broken?

  45. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

  46. Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in?

  47. Where is your best friend?

  48. Something you’re happy about?

  49. How is your heart lately?

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